I thought I would share how helpful us three girls were to our Mother. We are so going to Hell!!!

So, one morning, I’m laying in bed half sleeping half awake. I hear my mother start to holler for any of us girls. She needs a little help. I figure my sisters will go help her since their room was directly over the kitchen. I figured if I stayed quiet, they would all assume I was still sleeping.

Apparently, my sisters had the same thought. All three of us girls were silent even though we were all awake as we heard the following from our Mother:

• Umm… Girls… Could one of you come help me a minute?
• Girls. Could one of you come help me?
• Girls. I’m stuck in the fridge. Could one of you come help me?
• GIRLS… I NEED HELP. I’M STUCK IN THE FRIDGE.
• GIRLS… (words I cant say) I NEED HELP. HELP. I’M STUCK
• OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD ONE OF YOU HELP ME
• GIRLS… [my name], [my middle sister], [baby sis] I NEED HELP
• OH GOD
• I’M STUCK IN THE FRIDGE. I JUST NEED A PAIR OF SCISSORS. HELP ME.
• [grumble of words that shouldnt be repeated]
• Never mind. I ripped my finger nail off. THANKS FOR YOUR HELP

Yeah, I know, there is a special place in Hell for kids like this. Turns out we were all in our beds with pillows over our faces LAUGHING. Not one of us would move to help our poor Mother out of the fridge. Oh, we could tell it wasnt really life threatening or at least one of us might have moved, I hope.