My Evil was hanging out one day when I went to the dump… Poor guy never saw it coming… Funny, I havent seen him working since…

I pulled up to the dump one day to drop off a bunch of big bags of garden / yard trash. The bags were rather heavy.

It was late enough that no other people were around except 1 of the guys that works there. And that caused my Evil to come screaming out… I mean the guy was tattooed covered and all, so I didnt think this was going to be too Evil. But maybe I was wrong?

So I toss one bag and walk back for another. It was clear the bags were heavy. So I toss the 2nd one and on my way back I ever so casually say the following:

“Man, I need to start cutting the bodies in smaller pieces. These bags are getting too heavy.”

And I grab the next bag as if I had said nothing more than “Nice weather”. I toss the next bag and walk back for the another. The guy is standing there, motionless, with a shocked and bewildered look on his face. I think he even stop breathing for a bit. You could see the thoughts flashing behind his eyes.

I toss the next one and walk back for the remaining bag, when he finally manages to speak. He managed to get out “Makes you wonder if anyone’s really done that”, in a voice that sounds a bit like maybe he just saw a ghost. I just smile an evil little grin, toss my last bag, and jump back in the car to leave.

Now, since I havent seen the guy at the dump since… I’m wondering… Was he fired for digging through the trash or did he quit? Did he have to file a PTSD claim for disability?