So, I get a text from my Gal Pal’s phone, but it wasnt him. It was one of his friends whom I have never met and shall now be called Unknown Cohort. Turns out my Gal Pal left his phone and it happened to be unlocked. Silly man.

After a few benign text, my Gal Pal retrieved his phone and realized something was afoot.

The texts go as follows:

• Gal Pal: What did he say to you, he deleted all the messages
• Me: Oh… he told me all kinds of secrets…
• Gal Pal: He told me he was talking to you like it was me. What did he say?
• Me: Hmmm… I dont think its a good idea to repeat.
• Gal Pal: He thinks he’s damn hilarious
• Gal Pal: Tell me
• Me: I’m still processing
• Gal Pal: What did he say
• Gal Pal: All he will say is you didnt seem upset.
• Me: I wasnt upset.

A good 90 minutes and tons of text later, that only furthered the escalation of my Gal Pal, I went to bed, still without confessing that we were just messing with my Gal Pal. Ok, I’ll admit that was just plain evil, but he should be glad that I still was taking it easy on him… Just a bit of payback for the Dining Room Table incident.

It’s great when complete strangers join forces for the power of evil and watch a mutual friend go off the rails. LMAO

Thanks, Unknown Cohort, for many hours of entertainment!! You make a great partner in crime!