So, I’ve been looking for a small dining room table. I get an email from a friend, my Gal Pal, with links to several dining table sets…

Seems harmless enough, right?

I decide to view them the next day while I’m at the office… Some are nice, some are out of my budget, and some just arent me… Then I get to the very last one… I unsuspectingly click the link. There doesnt appear to be anything that would make me suspicious of the link…

And… What do I see…

Yep… that’s right… you see it too now…

And here is what goes through my head:

• Jackass. I’m gonna kneecap him
• Damn, I hope the Network Guy’s not looking at the logs
• I hate it when my smart ass comments come back to bite me
• I really am going to kneecap him
• Please tell me the guy behind me didnt see what I just opened

So I call him and say “You are an Ass.” He thinks his little shenanigans are funny. Oh he’ll pay for them one day.